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  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 01:38:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Class Is Bad</title>
  <link>http://tome.trekie8472.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=35</link>
  <description>Seriously, everyone, class is the worst thing you can spend your time on.</description>
  <pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 01:38:02 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>DEATH IN THE FAMILY!</title>
  <link>http://tome.trekie8472.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=32</link>
  <description>Unfortunately, our unbeloved Sean M Fahey passed away recently. He was found dead at this computer desk this morning leaving only a note to why his troubled life took such a horrible, horrible turn...</description>
  <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2004 08:24:54 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Bully Not So Tough After Being Molested</title>
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  <description>In recent news, a bully has come forth, identified only as &#039;Weeble&#039; and claimed that he was sexually assaulted. His spirit seemed broken and worn down.

&quot;Yeah, we all think he deserved it, and to tell you the truth, I really wish I had been the one to do it&quot; said Sean Fahey, false idolitor of a website Weeble claims to have frequented.

Weeble seems to have been walking back from his mother&#039;s house, with whom he frequently has sex with when he spotted a much younger child who could obviously not defend himself. Weeble, decided to &quot;take advantage&quot; of the situation and &quot;force&quot; himself upon the helpless child. As he proceeded to &quot;poke&quot; the child in the face with various parts of his anatomy many other younger children that had just reached puberty surrounded Weeble and dragged him to the ground, forcing their genitalia into various parts of Weeble&#039;s anatomy.

Weeble seemed to be in a contemplative mood when we interviewed him, &quot;Well, I am actually retarded and can&#039;t spell anything, I know that and am totally comfortable with reading and writing ability to be below that of a average fourth grader. In fact, I love molesting cows and making no sense at all. My whole life is a joke and I hope a falling block or airliner shit ice falls on my head and crushes my body.&quot;
-- go to the onion and read --</description>
  <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 23:52:30 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>One Year. One Hundred Members. One Tome.</title>
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  <description>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (and I use that term loosely)! PLF PRODUCTIONS IS PROUD TO SAY THE TOME OF WISDOM AND POWER HAS REACHED ITS ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!</description>
  <pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:01:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Mod Rotation Enacted</title>
  <link>http://tome.trekie8472.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=28</link>
  <description>I&#039;m sick of the old mods, time for new ones!  Congrats to all who made the cut!</description>
  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2004 13:35:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>SkittleFest 2004 Announced!</title>
  <link>http://tome.trekie8472.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=27</link>
  <description>SkittleFest 2004 is approaching fast and the first details have been announced!  Details and discussion can be located in the 
Official SkittleFest 2004 thread
Date: May 21st
Location:  Matt Paulson’s house</description>
  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Feb 2004 21:41:24 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Brad Smith Gone for Good?</title>
  <link>http://tome.trekie8472.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=26</link>
  <description>Another attempt to contact Brad Smith has failed.  It seems hope is fading as we attempt to get all the founders together for the planning of Skittlefest 2004.  More in the extended text...</description>
  <pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2004 15:31:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>The Gallery and the Script Kiddies of Holland</title>
  <link>http://tome.trekie8472.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=25</link>
  <description>Well, I&#039;ve cleared the gallery of the offending pictues.  It was a pretty hilarious script that was used against us, I assumed something like that would happen if I left uploading privliages open.  


Story continues...</description>
  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 13:12:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Alcoholic Arrestal</title>
  <link>http://tome.trekie8472.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=24</link>
  <description>4:29. I&#039;m still shaking right now. Even as I type and know that he&#039;s gone, I still don&#039;t know what&#039;s going to happen. The clock goes even longer if you stare at it, drawing every second and minute into an eternity. 4:30.</description>
  <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2003 03:18:35 GMT</pubDate>
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  <title>Database Problems</title>
  <link>http://tome.trekie8472.net/index.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=23</link>
  <description>After some crazy errors going on last night, we lost at least two threads near and dear to us.  I don&#039;t really know what happened to The Official Matrix Revolutions Thread SOT and The Official &quot;All Things Gaming&quot; Thread, but I think it had something to do with at least three people trying to erase the same posts at the same time.  

See extended story for details.</description>
  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2003 09:43:50 GMT</pubDate>
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